Flowers. Bright colours. Skipping. Laughing. Gossiping.
Does the above sound like a bunch of 'gay' men?
Or should I say 'happy' & 'contempt' men?
Just because the general population of men are sober doesn't mean that the remainder are gay. What I'm talking about here are you little mongrels who think that the boy who doesn't behave like you should be condemned 'gay'. Those words I've listed should've sparked some sort of optimistic & exuberant images in your head. Whether you're thinking of drug addicts or unicorns. They're having fun (Unless they're dying then shut up). If it didn't, then you're probably depressed or emo. Saying that the guy who acts like the above as being homosexual is freaking depressing. This further reinforces that you're depressed. Go & get yourself checked by a psychologist.

Pink shirts worn on boys disgust you. Striped pants make you cringe let alone being seen with the corresponding pink shirt. Well, that's your problem. Not theirs. Do you see me vomiting & hyperventilating at the sight of a guy who dresses that way? Obviously not or I wouldn't be sitting here telling about how shit you idiots are. Cut the crap alright? Just because you can't be as happy & open about polky dots doesn't mean that you have to hate this guy's guts 'cause he can handle the stuff. The fact that he enjoys wearing polky dots & these patterns doesn't mean that he's gay also. He likes dying his hair pink? He likes to plait his pink hair. Kudos. I'm going to give him a silent round of applause for being modestly courageous. He spends hours on his pink head everyday creating different & creative shapes. Hence, he is gay.

What the F? Alright, 'normal' guys play games. They jack their Xbock & hammer their keyboards as little pixelated men run around on their screen belting & slicing up their opponents as you LAN with your BFFs where you would simulaltaneously scream out "WHATT THE FUCKKKK. FUCKINGG GOT OWNEDD. WHAT THE FUCKK WAS THATT. YOU FUCKINGG NOOB." So you guys all sook once your team, coven, squad whatever, loses over some virtual fight & continue to sulk about it for days over reality & online. If that's not enough, let's look at one particular line from the 'story' behind the popular "World of Warcraft" game.
Chapter 1-"In time, a primitive tribe of nocturnal humanoids cautiously made their way to the edges of the mesmerizing enchanted lake."
What was that? Did you just string 'mesmerizing', 'enchanted' & 'lake' into the same sentence? ('humanoid' is actually a word,my mouth is getting wider by the minute D:) Not to mention, they actually make sense in ascending order. Wow. That was so freaking brutal, I swear my neck was shaking. Yeh, I was shaking my head in disgust 'cause I was so mortified by the images that were ‘suppose’ to make you guys appear 'non-gay' or 'pure ownage'. Stop sitting there making up bullshit noises & find a solution to the ceaseless deterioration of the ozone-layer. That's a bunch of garbage guys :D or should I say GIRLS. Boys gossiping & giggling don't disturb me. The fact that you enjoy twiddling your fingers away to some world that doesn't exist & enjoying the idea of giving each other 'head shots' doesn't make you HOMOSEXUAL is beyond me. Now, I've noticed that I've been specifically targeting gamers. Fine, you sooking babies. I'll move on.

You play soccer, football, cricket whilst the other 'girly' & 'gay-looking' kid plays table tennis (or you manly guys like to call "PING PONG"). Well suck on my imaginary penis alright? You see those ping pong kids? They freakin have more muscle in their arms than your artificially built body put together. They can handle balls better than you can 'cause they can manoeuvre balls that are microscopically too challenging for you fat shits who have their eye bags converted to muscle. You think they're basking in some imaginary glory? You think ping pong is an 'easy' game without much challenge & skill? Well, you know nothing & neither do I. I don't know how to play like a skilled table tennis player 'cause I don't have the guts & the capable patience. You don't either. Not 'cause he's gay. Not 'cause he's homosexual. He's just a hero who likes to do something that the majority of boys wouldn't do. They're also known as entrepreneurs. Not so gay now is it.

"Then why would they act that way if they're not gay????" a childish voice accusingly asks. What way you manwhore? What, they have fancy ways of pointing at people. They walk majestically & elegantly. Oh no. That's SO WRONG! They can't do that! Walking majestically & elegantly is gay! So what then.What the freak do you want you demanding, manipulative bitches. You want them to walk like a disabled then? Is that what is non-gay? Is bouncing from one sole of your foot to the other as you rap to some R'n'B music non-gay? My anger is increasing exponencially towards you ratties. Yeh, I'm talking to yah homiez. Sup couz? Yeh, I wanna start shitz with yah. Since the word 'gay'is closely knit to being 'pansy' then I would like to declare YOU as the king of gays. Oh, did I hurt your feelings?? Awwwwwww. Go hide behind your cotton hoodie man. That black shade suits you fine. Where are you?! I've lost you?! I can't see you?! Go to hell. Pull your pants up whilst you're at it. Why in the hell would you hard kients want to tease people who are enjoying their lives in a different perspective. You sadistic? You're lucky they're not teasing YOU about how awful you smell & how spastic you guys walk through life. You hang around McDonadlds. No. You're not hanging. Stop euphemising the situation. You're playing infront of McDonalds. What kind of tard plays there. The 'gays' go karaoke & sing to Miley Cyrus. I hate her alright? But they're socialising through legal means. Stop stalking the lady at the Maccas counter & loitering around those expensive cars. Busted. You were about to steal those cars weren't you? Wait. Hang on. You guys don't have the guts to. Low lives.

It takes a gay to know a gay. That may not be completely true 'cause you could just be a dumbass who calls every guy who hangs out with a group of girls as gay. They're not gay buddy. They're deceiving & sly, that's what they are. They play the game well & win the hearts of all the angels you dream of touching. They're the ones the fragile girls turn to when they're sad. They're the ones who get to feel the sweet caress of their hands as your favourite girl gives him a well-earned Hi-5 after singing a perfect duet of a High School Musical routine. Stop moping you jealous brats. Do you put in that much time & effort? No. Do you dare to sing along with them to Britney Spears' Lucky in public? Hell fucking no. So that's right. You wish you had some skills they had don't you? You don't have to wish you moron. There's something 'gay' about every guy. It's whether they're willing to express it or not. It's whether they want to show you or not. It's whether they would accept it or not 'cause every man could.

I'm not saying every 'gay' acts this way 'cause they don't but their style is considered too 'eccentric' to adapt to or adopt. They're not homosexual. They're different & they love being different. Stop being a duplicate. You're not made in bulks like the Coke you just drank so stop acting like one.